August 27th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Horace, ND – A resident baboon who’s been living with some distant relatives has apparently done what no other monkey has ever done. Babu, an eleven year old baboon, took an online stock trading account which had been...
December 29th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer is very excited to announce that we have just hired a new CEO to run our company. Dr. Papi Rafiki comes highly recommended to us from the Red River Zoo. Papi, as he likes to be called, has...
April 30th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Hollywood, CA – Comedy King Jimmy Kimmel, who once claimed that he used a dog to prepare his tax return, has now been told he’s being investigated for allegedly using an unlicensed monkey to do his tax work. Tax...
April 12th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Dayton, OH – After discovering a mummified monkey in an old department store’s duct work, a team of mummiologists was called in to see if anything could be done to save the mortalized monkey. Dr. Odem Kenady, who...
July 11th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – If you are a major jazz aficionado like we are, you are in for a real treat when Thelonius Monkey comes to town with his unique jazz sounds that have won the world over and put him in the main international jazz...
May 3rd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – An area hospital is proud to announce a new team member to its full-time staff. Dr. Panky Bonzo, who recently finished up his residency at the prestigious Cleveland Clinic, will begin seeing patients this...
