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Police Turkeys Helping Moorhead Police Solve Crimes
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Police Turkeys Helping Moorhead Police Solve Crimes

September 16th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – If you see small groups of turkeys along the Red River in Moorhead, chances are the police will not be far behind. Moorhead Police are now using domesticated, trained wild turkeys to solve many heretofore...
Send A Basket Of Deplorables From Hillary’s Flower Shoppe
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Send A Basket Of Deplorables From Hillary’s Flower Shoppe

September 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new business is finally opening in the former bustling city of Moorhead, Minisoda. Hillary’s Flower Shoppe will soon be inaugurating its service to the public. It will specialize in baskets of...
Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average
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Most People In FM Area Consider Themselves To Be Above Average

September 8th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our annual survey results are starting to be compiled and are showing that most of the people in the Fargo-Moorhead area consider themselves to be above average. West Fargo tops the list where 84.7% of...
Fotos By Fritz The Cat Opens In Moorhead
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Fotos By Fritz The Cat Opens In Moorhead

July 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new business is finally coming to the quirky town of Moorhead. Fotos by Fritz the Cat will be opening its doors this week at the sight of the old Ralph’s bar on Main Avenue, just across the river in...
32 Pound Squirrel Attacks Family Picnickers In Moorhead
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32 Pound Squirrel Attacks Family Picnickers In Moorhead

June 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A nice family out having a normal picnic in a well-known Moorhead park was negatively amazed when a 32-pound squirrel performed a hostile takeover of all their food. An NDSU squirrelologist says: “Yes,...
Moorhead Man Lands Record Large-Mouth Bass From Long Lake
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Moorhead Man Lands Record Large-Mouth Bass From Long Lake

May 14th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Long Lake, MN – During the opening of fishing season, Humbert Galasso landed what appears to be the largest large-mouth bass ever caught in Minnesota. Mr. Galasso had just begun fishing on one of 121 different lakes in...
35-Foot Snake Possibly On The Loose In Moorhead
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35-Foot Snake Possibly On The Loose In Moorhead

April 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Authorities not wanting to cause any sort of panic in the normally quaint city of Moorhead are quietly warning residents that a very large snake is unfortunately slithering around town. The snake, whose name...
Plans For New Clay County Jail Looking Quite Penal
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Plans For New Clay County Jail Looking Quite Penal

April 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – With the current jail having been built in the 1890s, Clay County Commissioners were excited to finally see plans for their new jail. Even though it will be a brand-new, state-of-the-art facility, architect...
Moorhead Finally Changing Its Name To East Fargo
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Moorhead Finally Changing Its Name To East Fargo

February 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Residents and city leaders in the quirky town of Moorhead, Minisoda are just giddy with the idea they will soon be called East Fargo. “It’s been a long time coming and I’m so glad to still...
Moorhead Imposes Harsh New Penalties For All Non-Recyclers
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Moorhead Imposes Harsh New Penalties For All Non-Recyclers

February 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Effective immediately, the City of Moorhead will now be enforcing stringent new penalties for any and all households that do not recycle. Moorhead’s Recycling Czar Marv Hammerstone: “Some folks...