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“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”
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“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”

January 15th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Sadly, the long-running soap opera Days Of Our Lives which began in 1965 will soon be terminating due to lack of interest. However, in its place will be another long-running soap opera called Endless...
Society Beginning To Show Signs Of Early Dementia Along With Schizophrenia And Bipolarism
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Society Beginning To Show Signs Of Early Dementia Along With Schizophrenia And Bipolarism

January 14th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Earth, Milky Way – Social experts are now in unanimous agreement that global society in general is showing all the telltale signs of madness. Dr. Gamela Dowling explains that all the signs are present to evidence the fact...
Your FM Observer Is Humbled To Have Once Again Won Best Website Award
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Your FM Observer Is Humbled To Have Once Again Won Best Website Award

January 3rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer, which began as a simple scribble on a soiled napkin in the dank basement of a defunct church, is so very proud and humbled to once again accept the most prestigious award for Best Website...
Man Tweaks Life Plan After Doctor Tells Him He May Not Live Forever
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Man Tweaks Life Plan After Doctor Tells Him He May Not Live Forever

September 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – When Mr. Verner Foot walked into his doctor’s office, he was honestly thinking that he would live forever. When this came up during office visit conversation, his doctor gently broke the news to Verner...
FM Observer Hires New CEO To Right The Ship
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FM Observer Hires New CEO To Right The Ship

December 29th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer is very excited to announce that we have just hired a new CEO to run our company. Dr. Papi Rafiki comes highly recommended to us from the Red River Zoo. Papi, as he likes to be called, has...
The FM Observer Is Shutting Down. For Good.
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The FM Observer Is Shutting Down. For Good.

April 1st, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—With a little over four years of incredibly touching amateur satire under its belt, Fargo-Moorhead’s only fake news agency is calling it quits. The FM Observer is shutting down permanently, as of this evening....
Kate Middleton Deems Dental Hygiene ‘Unpractical’
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Kate Middleton Deems Dental Hygiene ‘Unpractical’

December 1st, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
With curves in the correct places, a beautiful baby and a charming smile, Kate Middleton tops People’s “Top 25 Hot Celeb List,” but her latest input on oral hygiene has left many to ponder upon the British way....
Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow
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Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow

February 5th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Maza, ND – A man was sentenced to 75 years in prison this past Wednesday for stealing his neighbors cow. Jim Benson, a local dairy farmer (whom Bill Burns worked for before joining the FM Observer), was arrested last week...
Black Friday Is Upon Us!
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Black Friday Is Upon Us!

November 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
The holy day of crazy people is upon us.  Reports around the U.S of fights breaking out are already coming in.  The best part is, it’s free for us normal folk to watch when it could possibly be pay-per-view.    ...
Jail To Offer Square Dancing As Threat Or Bribe
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Jail To Offer Square Dancing As Threat Or Bribe

June 24th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Cass County Jail will soon be implementing a new, fun activity for some of their inmate population. The sounds of Square Dancing in the jailhouse will be heard on Wednesday afternoons and Saturday evenings....