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West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate
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West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate

October 27th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Rather than imposing a mask mandate like neighboring Fargo finally did, West Fargo’s wizards of smart decided to implement a Mask Strategy. You may ask: What is West Fargo’s mask strategy?...
Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic
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Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic

August 26th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, North Dakota – Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer’s rainy pattern has been ideal for the formation of a bumper crop of unusually large mosquitoes. Our...
Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him
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Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him

July 14th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Spider Island, Wisconsin – Spiderman says one reason he wears a mask is to not catch the coronavirus from people who aren’t wearing a mask. Just like Spiderman’s mask, your mask should completely cover your...
The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation
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The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation

April 9th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Psychiko, Greece – As many of us are living through our first global pandemic, it might be helpful to be aware of the stages we’re likely to be going through during a long period of isolation. Dr. Reta Naquin has...
Pandemic Social Distancing, North Dakota Style
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Pandemic Social Distancing, North Dakota Style

March 16th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible. How far is considered safe? Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per...
Zika Test Now Available
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Zika Test Now Available

March 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – A new Zika Test is now available. Most of the test results so far have been quite negative. State epidemiologists are hoping for more positive results in the future. In cooperation with the FM Observer,...
Weeping Christ Statue Feared To Have Ebola Virus
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Weeping Christ Statue Feared To Have Ebola Virus

October 8th, 2014 | by Nick
Milaria, Italy—As the ebola pandemic continues to build steam, countries across the globe are showing concern. The Observer has learned that a recent discovery of a weeping-blood statue of Jesus is feared to contain the deadly...