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Directions To Our FMO Corporate Headquarters For Reader Meet-N-Greet Parties

West Fargo, ND – In appreciation of our beloved and faithful readers, your FM Observer will be hosting a sensational series of Reader Meet-N-Greets during each of the upcoming weekends. Expensively fine free food will...

Sign Up To Join The FMO Birthday Club For Only $100

West Fargo, ND – Are you a person who has a birthday and who likes to have fun? Have you been looking for a way to make perfunctory birthdays more functory? May we suggest that you join the FM Observer Birthday Club by...

Fargo’s Wood-Chip-Stock Festival Attracting Some Major Attractions

Fargo, ND – Organizers of the Wood-Chip-Stock Festival could not be more excited about the line-up of bands scheduled to play at this summer’s music fest! Chick Spotwood and Tod Powo-Schick are the co-founders and...

Andrew WK To Give Up Partying For Lent

Palo Alto, CA – The Observer has learned, via a tweet posted on Facebook via a StumbleUpon to Reddit cross-post, that famous party animal Andrew WK has formally given up partying for lent. During the next 39 or so days, WK...

Recounts Show That Jill Stein Won The Election

Steinsville, Pennsylvania – Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein has finally finished doing her own vote recount in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. Based on her new final count vote totals, she is declaring...

Delegate To Sue Party Convention Because Nobody Would Caucus With Her

Bismarck, ND – Dorothea Toppen went to the 2016 North Dakota Democrat Convention wanting to caucus but no one would caucus with her. So, Dorothea Toppen is planning on filing a lawsuit against the North Dakota Democrat...

Long Island Ice Tea Party Seeking Their Presidential Candidate

Long Island, NY – Fed up with all the shinanigans going on in government and politix today, the Long Island Ice Tea Party is ready to make its move. Pre-caucus meetings of the Long Island Ice Tea Party are being held in...

Fargo’s New Party Barge To Run On Red River Yearound Thanks To Global Warming

Fargo, ND – Thanks to Algore for first inventing the Internet, and then Global Warming, Fargo’s new Party Barge will be providing tours of the Red River throughout the entire year. The Party Barge is an actual...

New Designated Driver ‘Party Bus’ Offers Free Rides To Bars In The Fargo Area

Fargo, ND – Fargo is now offering a new free service for those who have been drinking. It is called the Party Bus! The Party Bus will provide drinkers free rides to and from all bars in the Fargo and West Fargo area. As...

Condemned Grand Forks Castle Renting Out As Party House

Grand Forks, ND – An historic old building in Grand Forks which dates back to the Ming Dynasty, is now available for large, wild parties. In the wake of the 1997 flood, the castle sustained enough damage for city...