June 12th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Oslo, MN – Well, it was only a matter of time until they had enough and just couldn’t take it anymore. Now, many Norwegian-Americans are fed up with all those silly Norwegian jokes and being the subject of such...
November 4th, 2016 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Just as Steve Jobs began tinkering with apples in his garage, three young men playing their music in a garage have blasted off from their West Fargo launch pad. The local garage band named Mind Probe was...
October 28th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Dapl, ND – Have you been wanting to see what’s going on with the Dakota Access Pipeline protesters without really getting involved? Would you like to watch history in the making while a major altercation is playing...
February 12th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Zenda, Wisconsin – A group of minimalist Zen monks are forming an official protest group called: Blank Lines Matter! As writers of Zen Koans and haikus, these humble Zen monks also believe that: Blank Lines Matter!...
August 15th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Bowling Green, Kentucky – The Professional Bowlers Union says it is planning multiple upcoming strikes throughout the country in an effort to gain more respect from the rest of the sports world. Spokesperson Parker Fonebone...
September 27th, 2012 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – This afternoon in downtown Fargo, two fearless PETA ladies dressed up as mermaids in the name of fish preservation. The Observer is glad to know that the dead geographical center of the North American continent...
