January 18th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Hamstershire, UK – International researchers have likened workers who work a five day work week to hamsters running on a hamster wheel which is spinning much too quickly. “What we have seen, in our extensive research,...
Fargo, ND – The F-M Observer continues to bring you scrumptious news du jour. Today, we briefly chronicle a visit from of one of the top sprinters currently walking running the Earth. Clarent Bippen, the officially ranked...
August 3rd, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – For some unknown reason, a wild zebra continues to run circles around the entire city of Fargo. According to our sources, this unusual activity began about a month ago. Some believe the animal is trying to...
Fargo, ND—The annual Fargo Marathon was greeted with an unlikely participant this year as one area man haphazardly decided to not run, not jog, not walk but sleepwalk a portion of the route. Packy Backmelt, an apparent victim...
July 2nd, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – Former North Dakota State University Amanda Smock won the triple jump at the U.S. Olympic Trials last Monday, June 25th. This great achievement has produced North Dakota State’s first United States...
