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Local Service Clubs Helping To Make Snow Forts For The Homeless

Fargo, ND – All of the service clubs in the Fargo-Moorhead area are joining forces to help the homeless during the cold winter months. Dr. Whit Emerson, who is currently serving as president of the Friendly Raccoons service...

No Parking On Streets Of Fargo After 4+ Inches Of Snow Has Fallen

Fargo, ND – A new and much stricter parking law in Fargo may leave many street parkers surprised when they come out to look for their vehicle. In order to help the snow plows do their job more quickly, after four or more...

People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers

Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...

Weatherman Predicting Worst Winter Ever :(

West Fargo, ND – The good news is that your FM Observer just hired one of the best weather forecasters in the business. The bad news is that our very own Dr. Noblin Glasgow is predicting the worst winter ever for our North...

International Snow Baron To Finally Visit Fargo

Fargo, ND – It was only after a mere fifty inches of winter precip that one of the most revered snow gurus alive finally took notice. Baron Von Jeric Tedlam of the Great Siberian North, Biter Of Frost and Freezer Of Vein,...

Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway

Moorhead, MN – After his daughter suggested the challenge, Wiman Moravec of North Moorhead attempted to tweak an older microwave oven to operate while open, in order to clear all the snow from their driveway. After making...

Abominable Snowman Comes To Fargo Area In Search Of Mate

Fargo, ND – Have you been wondering: Why is it so darn cold these days? Answer: Yeti, the abominable snowman, has temporarily left the Arctic Circle long enough to hopefully find himself a mate. Why now? Because this is the...

Fargo’s 19th Avenue North Now Open To One Lane Of Traffic

Fargo, ND – After a record seventy two (72) feet of snow drifted in during this most recent blizzard, 19th avenue North in Fargo is finally open again, but only to one lane of traffic. City officials are saying that because...

Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up

Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors. Birton Westfall and Walston...

Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger

Fargo, ND – When friendly folks in Fargo, North Dakota should be hosting garage sales and planting their gardens, Winter Storm Xerxes will be extending winter…with a vengeance. While Tiger Woods is being assessed...