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Pandemic Social Distancing, North Dakota Style

Medora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible. How far is considered safe? Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per...

UFO Encounter In Marshall County Minnesota Finally Solved

Stephen, MN – The mysterious UFO encounter which happened in Minnesota’s Marshall county forty years ago has finally been solved. Three space aliens who had recently been detained on unrelated drug charges confessed...

Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo

Force, Pennsylvania – What do you get if you combine the military with the future? The answer is: President Trump’s new Space Farce! Have you been wanting to get away from home and go see the universe? Then consider...

Fargo Boy First To Ride Rocket Bike Into Space

Fargo, ND – A young Fargo man who shall remain unnamed since he is only age 15, has not only started his own company called Space Exit, but has also designed, built, and successfully flown his own Rocket Bike into space....

Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon

Moonshine, Illinois – Top scientists from our top-notch science department are warning that a large school bus believed to be full of illegal aliens will be passing between the Earth and the Moon soon. It is not known who...

Fargo Teen Accidentally Creates An Actual Wormhole In His Bedroom

Fargo, ND – While working on his school project for the upcoming Science Fair, a Fargo teenager somehow created an actual wormhole in his bedroom. As we all know, a wormhole is a shortcut to another point in the space-time...

Denmark Charged With Tresspassing Onto Finlandian Space Nebula

This article originally published February 5th, 2066 Nebula 79.10250:91.01, Property Of Finland—The Interstellar Order Of Protection has charged the country of Denmark with unlawful trespass after one of...

Vast Amounts Of Chocolate Discovered On Mars

Chocolate Valley, Mars – As many scientists have long suspected, the planet Mars has been discovered to have large amounts of chocolate on its surface. Kudoto Kimikuku, Chief Chocolate Research Scientist for NASA says:...

New Cheeseburger-Shaped Space Restaurant Ready To Serve

Kennedy Space Center, FL – NASA and the Burger King Corporation are very proud to announce that their joint effort to put a Burger King restaurant into space orbit has finally been realized. With today comes news that a...

NASA Reducing Its Goal To Just Being Able To Successfully Launch A Rocket

Wallops Island, VA – Despite an apparent ‘glitch’ during take-off, NASA is saying that everything is under control and that no one should have any reason for concern. Even though many on-lookers witnessed an...