March 18th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Fargo’s very own Amsterdam Douglass is donating his most famous recent painting for auction to help raise funds for Fargo’s focused fight for freedom from feared forecasted floods. The painting,...
October 4th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Puerto Rico – Somewhere out on a small piece of land surrounded by big ocean water, President Trump supermanishly saved the ailing island of Puerto Rico by tossing out cylindrical rolls of much needed paper towels almost as...
August 7th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Meltonville, Iowa – Due to increasingly increasing high and low temperatures throughout the Upper Midwest region, unmelted ice is beginning to become the new currency in this post-Global Warming economy. Based on his own...
March 20th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Some newly-available digital testing instruments have shown that Fargo’s water supply contains unusually large amounts of Hydrogen and Oxygen. Delroy Chitlins is the acting manager of Fargo’s Water...
October 27th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Scientists have discovered a family of Sea Monkeys living in the Red River near downtown Fargo. Sea Monkeys were recently moved off of the endangered species list. These cute little suckers are now considered...
April 9th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Drytown, CA – As California continues to suffer from its worst drought since their last bad drought, the California Water Authority is searching for ways to deal with the problem. It’s so dry in California that the...
February 20th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Syrtis Major, Mars – Marsologists are excitedly reporting that a lake has been discovered on Planet Mars! What was first observed with the Viking Orbiter has now been confirmed with the Mars Rover. The unnamed lake is...
August 5th, 2014 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The City of West Fargo is now implementing a total ban on watering for at least the remainder of this summer. The fastest growing city between Chicago and Hiroshima has decided to impose a complete watering...
