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FM Observer Fargo Moorhead Satire News and Entertainment

Local Bank Surprised When Confused Robber Asks To Open An Account

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Robber: I am here to rob this bank. Teller: Excuse me?! Robber: Ah, my name is Rob, and I would like to open an account at this bank!

Fargo, ND – The security camera of a local branch bank recently recorded what probably was supposed to have been a bank robbery but what turned into a more normal banking transaction.

Video and audio recordings show a man initially indicate that he wanted to rob the bank.

But when the bank teller rather aggressively responded “Excuse me?!”, the would-be robber may have been so surprised by the tone of her voice that he either lost his moxie or simply forgot what he was trying to do.

Whatever the reason was, he then decided to ask if he could open a savings account.

The official transaction ended up being: a deposit of $57.80 into a money-market savings account.

The first name on that account was: Rob. The last name on the account was: Banks.

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Contributing writer since January, 2013. I've been described by myself as a piano-playing omnivore who hates typos but loves chocolate milk in his coffee. As a Life Coach, some lessons I like to pass onto others are: 1. don't stare at strangers, especially in jail, 2. don't leave fun to find fun, 3. never pet a burning dog, 4. don't eat more than you can lift, and 5. when in doubt, jot it down. Click on any picture in my posts to see them in their full glory. All have been tweaked with either PicMonkey.com or Pixlr.com/Express or Lunapic.com :o)

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This entry was posted in Recipes For Success and tagged bank, moxie, rob, robber, robbery, savings account on February 17, 2016 by Johnnny.

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