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Howard Donson Lodging and Entertainment Destination Opens In Downtown Dilworth
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Howard Donson Lodging and Entertainment Destination Opens In Downtown Dilworth

November 6th, 2019 | by Nick
Dilworth, MN – Perhaps you’ve noticed all that construction/reconstruction/deconstruction and goings on at what was once the Howard Johnson Motel in Dilworth? That’s a good eye, you have. The site has undergone...
International Snow Baron To Finally Visit Fargo
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International Snow Baron To Finally Visit Fargo

March 8th, 2019 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – It was only after a mere fifty inches of winter precip that one of the most revered snow gurus alive finally took notice. Baron Von Jeric Tedlam of the Great Siberian North, Biter Of Frost and Freezer Of Vein,...
Area Man Finds Bitcoin In McDonald’s Happy Meal
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Area Man Finds Bitcoin In McDonald’s Happy Meal

July 27th, 2018 | by Nick
Moorhead, MN – Moorhead man Greithan Cutstash considers himself a lucky duck. Now he’s quacking about it. Lucky enough was Greithan to find what appears to be a genuine bitcoin nestled inside a McDonald’s happy...
World’s 203rd Fastest Man To Speak At Fargo Track Meet
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World’s 203rd Fastest Man To Speak At Fargo Track Meet

May 29th, 2018 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The F-M Observer continues to bring you scrumptious news du jour. Today, we briefly chronicle a visit from of one of the top sprinters currently walking running the Earth. Clarent Bippen, the officially ranked...
MSUM Drama Student Comes Out As Thespian
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MSUM Drama Student Comes Out As Thespian

April 7th, 2018 | by Nick
Moorhead, MN – When she heard the news that fmobserver.com was back online, MSUM Drama student Xinthia Kaswa immediately came to us with a dilemma. What she told us couldn’t be easily understood at first listen. This...
Area Man Says He Can 3-D Print Your Bitcoin
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Area Man Says He Can 3-D Print Your Bitcoin

January 29th, 2018 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – For a non-nominal fee, an area man will turn your crypto-currency into physical currency for you to spend willfully on the black market or anywhere else they recognize this monopoly money.  Cryptocurrency,...
Prehistoric Rabbit Femur Located In West Fargo
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Prehistoric Rabbit Femur Located In West Fargo

December 1st, 2017 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – What was once the territory of the Gargantuan Arctic Hare is now the coveted land of homebuyers and builders residing in points West. This truth was revealed to excavators during a foundation dig in what is...
Eddie Money Cover Band ‘Edward Currency’ To Open For Eddie Money
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Eddie Money Cover Band ‘Edward Currency’ To Open For Eddie Money

September 21st, 2017 | by Nick
Mahnomen, MN – An upcoming tour stop for classic rock icon Eddie Money could get even more interesting than it previously was with a last-minute addition to the show’s lineup. The scheduled opening act being forced to...
Fargo American Idol Audition Winner Lied About Age
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Fargo American Idol Audition Winner Lied About Age

September 6th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Auditions for the hit game show American Idol took a pit stop in Fargo today with much ado. Both young and old, women and men from parts known and unknown came forth to profess their talents to a small array of...
Area Man Cancels Plan To Follow Solar Eclipse Across United States Using Solar-Powered Jetpack
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Area Man Cancels Plan To Follow Solar Eclipse Across United States Using Solar-Powered Jetpack

August 11th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Area mad scientist Viddio Burstweiler wanted to be the first man to traverse a solar eclipse’s entire path of totality as the moon followed it. He noticed that the moon’s umbral shadow will take a...