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Trump Names Bali Volcano, Mt. Agung, As New Top Advisor

Washington, D.C. – After losing a number of top advisors in recent weeks, President Trump filled one of the vacant slots with a highly unusual appointment today. Mt. Agung, the active volcano currently erupting in Bali, has...

How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu

Birdeye, Arkansas – With the Avian Flu starting to spread its nasty wings, it might be helpful for us all to know the signs of a Sick Bird. After months and months of careful research, the FM Observer has put together a...

FMO Reporter Describes Seeing A Ghost

Hauntown, Iowa – Gabrial Aimes here, reporting from Hauntown, Iowa, at the very sight, where I just saw a ghost. Yes, with my very own eyes, I saw the ghost, first go into this house behind me here, and then, the ghost...

It’s The Year Of The Owl

Owls Head, NY – Even though it will be the Year of the Sheep for the Chinese New Year, for the rest of the world it is the: Year of the Owl! Owls seem to be the new hip thing that everyone is into, and...

Local Man Who Dreamed He Was Flying Somehow Woke Up In Tokyo

Fargo, ND – A local Fargo man who crawled into bed in Fargo at around 11:00 PM on December 29th, somehow amazingly woke up in Tokyo, Japan the next day. Dave Cooperfeld of 243 Pinecone Place says he had a dream that night...

Ghost Convention To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota

Fargo, ND – Living organizers of the International Ghost Convention have just announced that the next International Ghost Convention will be held in Fargo, North Dakota on Monday night, October 31st, or as most spiritual...

Bags Of Money Hidden All Over The FM Area

Fargo, ND – Have you ever dreamt of finding a bag full of money? Could you and your family use some extra cash before the holiday season rolls around? Do you like searching for hidden treasures? An unnamed benefactor who...

Red River Zoo Soon Adding One Large Triceratops

Fargo, ND – In case you hadn’t heard, part of Jurassic Park will soon be coming to the Fargo Red River Zoo! Because of the wide variety of extreme weather conditions in this region, the Fargo Zoo has been chosen to be...

Moorhead Family Found Living In A Pumpkin

Moorhead, MN – It was recently discovered by the Moorhead Housing Authority that at least one Moorhead family has been living in a large pumpkin for months. Margaret Butts, chairman of the MHA, stated: “T’was a...

Many Concerned About UFO Lights South Of Moorhead

Moorhead, MN – Have you been seeing the unusual lights in the sky at night south of Moorhead? Have you and your family been wondering if they are real UFOs? National UFO experts have now released an official statement from...