August 13th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – After winning a $33 million jackpot in one of the various lottery games, Tommy Swinehart decided to buy himself a real nice boat. Since he had just won big, Tommy wanted to think big. Mr. Swinehart ended up...
July 24th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Las Vegas, NV – King Poladian Cordeiro of Cyprus has announced a conditional offering of very large sums of money for two lucky counties in the Red River Valley of the North. King Cordeiro of Cyprus is offering Cass County...
June 22nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Eastern West Fargo, Southeastern North Dakota – Yes folks, you read it right! FM Observer (which shall be referred to as FMO, or The Company) has now directed our FMO Insurance Desk to offer our readers Weekend Insurance!...
October 22nd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Jackpot, Nevada – Dear Dr. Finance: You’ve previously stated that gambling is a tax on the stupid. But would you say it’s OK to buy a lottery ticket when the jackpot gets up over a billion dollars? Thanks,...
September 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Green Bay, Wisconsin – Folks in the cheese state are snapping up the new $10 federal reserve notes like chiclets. After quarterback Aaron Rodgers signed his new mega-million dollar contract which runs thru 2023, the U.S....
September 18th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – We recently received a question for our very own Dr. Finance from a Mr. Don Salberg. Mr. Salberg writes: Dear Dr. Finance, Is this a good time to buy gold? Dear Don: Yes it is! As the chief financial...
April 25th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Out of respect for former First Lady Barbara Bush, the Treasury Department has instructed the Federal Reserve to keep her picture on the one dollar bill, as it has been for decades. As sitting Treasury...
June 2nd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Jupiter, Florida – In the wake of Tiger Woods getting arrested for driving under the influence (of something), many see this as his quiet way of asking for help. Dr. Pedigo Elsworth explains that Tiger Woods may be the...
December 4th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – During the holiday season, some Fargo-Moorhead businesses will be accepting cookies as payment for goods and services for amounts less than $10. “We here at the R.R.C.C. believe that barter in the form of...
May 12th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A homeless man who has been calling Fargo home for the past few years shared his amazing story with the FM Observer recently. Jevon Varley once took a few pennies from the penny tray at a convenience store...
