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​Wealthy Benefactor Offers Conditional Money For Two Red River Valley Counties

Las Vegas, NV – King Poladian Cordeiro of Cyprus has announced a conditional offering of very large sums of money for two lucky counties in the Red River Valley of the North. King Cordeiro of Cyprus is offering Cass County...

New UND Mascot Needs A Name!

Grand Forks, UND – It’s time once again to put on your politically correct thinking caps to help name UND’s chosen mascot. The winner of the mascot naming contest could possibly win a trip to Grand Forks (and...

Cancellation Of UND Women’s Hockey Was Just A Bad April Fool’s Joke

Grand Forks, ND – As many expected, the recent announcement that the famed UND Women’s Hockey program at the University of North Dakota was just a complete fake-news hoax. It turns out that the university’s...

UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed

Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...

UND Having Second Thoughts About Their Name Change Decision

Grand Forks, ND – Ever since the Fighting Sioux officially changed their name to the Fighting Hawks, there has been much regret and many second thoughts on the name change. Yes, twas probably time for the Fighting Sioux to...

New UND Nickname And Logo Soon Announced: The Sundogs!

Grand Forks, ND – With the Fighting Sioux nickname found to be too politically incorrect and the top vote-getter “North Dakota” being thrown out by The Committee, it looks like those with the power to decide are...

Some Rejected UND Nicknames Maybe Worth Another Look

Grand Forks, ND – With the Fighting Sioux nickname being run out of town by the NCAA, the Grand Forks Herald recently made available the list of all the submitted alternative nicknames for UND. Some of the ideas that were...

LEAKED: New University of North Dakota Team Logo/Nickname

Grand Forks, ND—Sources have confirmed the existence of a newly revamped UND sports team jersey! This photo, leaked by an insider at the University of North Dakota, shows a rough depiction of a team hockey jersey embroidered...

UND Announcer Actually Suspended For Making Blunt Observation

Grand Forks, ND – In a tale that made national headlines in Bristol, CT via ESPN dot com, University of North Dakota men’s basketball play-by-play voice Paul Ralston was suspended for offering a piece of ACTUAL CANDID...