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UND Football Team Adds Moose As Running Back To Roster In Effort To Beat The Bison

Grand Forks, ND – In a last ditch effort to topple the NDSU Bison football team, the UND former Fighting Sioux have enlisted the help of an almost unstoppable running back. As you might expect, his name is Bullwinkle and...

​Wealthy Benefactor Offers Conditional Money For Two Red River Valley Counties

Las Vegas, NV – King Poladian Cordeiro of Cyprus has announced a conditional offering of very large sums of money for two lucky counties in the Red River Valley of the North. King Cordeiro of Cyprus is offering Cass County...

Directions To Our FMO Corporate Headquarters For Reader Meet-N-Greet Parties

West Fargo, ND – In appreciation of our beloved and faithful readers, your FM Observer will be hosting a sensational series of Reader Meet-N-Greets during each of the upcoming weekends. Expensively fine free food will...

Typo Insurance Company To Offer Typo Insurance

Grand Froks, ND – A new insurance company named Typo Insurance Company is now offering insurance for typos that may have seriously expensive consequences. Company president Ms. Courtney Spina says: “We saw a need in...

Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks

Vaticano, Italy – The Pope admits God may have had it wrong when telling the Pope that there is no Hell. When asked recently about his comments that sinners just disappear and that there is no Hell, The Pope is now saying...

FMO Announces The 2018 Smartest Kids Contest

West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is excitedly proud to announce our 2018 Smartest Kids Contest. “Think of this as a spelling bee but you’re asked questions instead of spelling words,” says Dr. Thomas...

New UND Mascot Needs A Name!

Grand Forks, UND – It’s time once again to put on your politically correct thinking caps to help name UND’s chosen mascot. The winner of the mascot naming contest could possibly win a trip to Grand Forks (and...

Fargo Bocce Ball Tournament To Raise Money For Its Organizers

Fargo, ND – A city-wide bocce ball tournament will be held as a fund raiser for the personal gain of its organizers. With an entrance fee of only $50, the tournament could raise approximately $6.5 million if enough people...

UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed

Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...

The Ralph Engelstad Arena Being Dismantled Brick By Brick

Grand Forks, ND – On the same day that out-going UND President Robert Kelley announced that the Fighting Sioux will now forever after be called the Fighting Hawks, workers quietly began the slow and painful process of...