October 27th, 2020 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Rather than imposing a mask mandate like neighboring Fargo finally did, West Fargo’s wizards of smart decided to implement a Mask Strategy. You may ask: What is West Fargo’s mask strategy?...
February 18th, 2020 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – In a stunningly slow turn of events, an older West Fargo couple died while waiting for a red light to turn green. Leth and Helt Ringgold had pulled up to a red traffic light which recently had been having...
January 2nd, 2020 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – To help get the New Year started off going in the right direction, your FM Observer will be hosting a free concert open to everyone who lives in West Fargo. The super trending band Neon Fruitcake! will be...
September 13th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Eastern West Fargo, ND – Bernard Idiovance, who was very instrumental in encouraging the founders of the FM Observer to begin such an undertaking, is now in the hands of the undertakers. Dear Bernard was not only a mentor...
July 25th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Are you looking for something fun, new, and different to do this weekend? Would you like to be where the happening action is at? Well, once again you’ve come to the right place! Based on our latest...
June 17th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – City authorities who are not wanting to cause a panic, are trying to stay calm whilst warning the community that a very rare pair of Velociraptors has been seen walking around within city limits. Dr. Sarlo...
June 14th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Are you looking for something fun, new, and different to do this weekend? Would you like to be where the happening action is at? Well, once again you’ve come to the right place! Based on our latest...
July 6th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The new mayor of West Fargo is informally asking all homeowners to build a rock balancing (sometimes called a cairn) somewhere in their yard. FMO: What’s the thought behind this idea? Mayor: West...
June 5th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is excitedly proud to announce our 2018 Smartest Kids Contest. “Think of this as a spelling bee but you’re asked questions instead of spelling words,” says Dr. Thomas...
May 1st, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – What are expected to be beautiful lots someday, are being sold today around the West Fargo lagoon. Imagine yourself cruising around this future West Fargo lake in your brand new pontoon. This former sewage...