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West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate

West Fargo, ND – Rather than imposing a mask mandate like neighboring Fargo finally did, West Fargo’s wizards of smart decided to implement a Mask Strategy. You may ask: What is West Fargo’s mask strategy?...

Fargo Clock Shoppe Owner Jailed For Refusing To Change His Clocks To Daylight Savings Time

Fargo, ND – The owner of Ye Olde Clock Shoppe in Fargo is refusing to change all of the clocks in his shoppe to Daylight Savings Time. Mr. Eagan Tinch who has owned Ye Olde Clock Shoppe since it opened in 1967 says he does...

Nursing Home Residents Shocked When Told They Must Run The Full Fargo Marathon

Fargo, ND – You can imagine the surprised shock when one of Fargo’s larger nursing homes told all of its residents that they each must run the full Fargo Marathon. “Well, it just doesn’t make any sense!...

North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory

Bismarck, ND – The North Dakota legislature has now made attending church on Sunday required by law. The bill which passed unanimously will also give a 10% tithe from each church’s offering plates to the state as a...