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Executive Directors Named For Fargo’s New Combo Church/Hospital

Fargo, ND – The new Amen Church Hospital has named Peter and Paul Christianson as executive directors as the project moves forward toward final fruition. The Amen Church Hospital will be the first of its kind in the nation:...

FMObserver Donates Valuable Work Of Art To Popular Soup Kitchen To Boost Morale

Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer has announced plans to donate a very valuable work of art to the Second Lutheran Church soup kitchen in a magnanimous effort to boost mid-winter morale. The soup kitchen, cleverly called...

Critics Saying Joker Movie One Of The Best Family-Friendly Comedies Since Caddyshack

Gotham City, NJ – Critical feedback of the new Joker movie is giving it many thumbs up. Here are what some of our favorite movie critic friends are saying about Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker movie: Luther Frack: This new...

National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination

Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...

New Church Giving Whole Bottle Of Wine With Communion To Attract New Members

West Fargo, ND – In an effort to attract and keep new members, the Church Of Bountiful Grace is offering each member a full bottle of wine along with a full loaf of bread at every communion service. Pastor Loften Wibeto...

FMO Considering Selling Prayer Pillows To Help Fund Reader Appreciation Parties

Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer understands the importance of saying a bedtime prayer each and every night before retiring to dreamland. In fact, we believe this has been a big reason why we’ve been so successful at...

Grade School Goes Into Emergency Lockdown When Catholic Priest Tries To Enter The Building

Devils Elbow, Missouri – After seeing a Catholic priest trying to gain access to their grade school, St. Peter Elementary School went into full emergency lock-down to protect the children inside. In the wake of The...

Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia

Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac...

Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church

Holyoke, Colorado – At Holy Crap Church, members and guests are encouraged to just be themselves. If you like to swear a lot, then Holy Crap Church is for you. The head pastor at Holy Crap Church is Rev. Ralph Coy. Reverend...

Top Ten Questions To Ask Family, In-Laws, and Relatives During Christmas

West Fargo, ND – During your family getogethers with in-laws, relatives, and other extended family members, it is not only a good time to share handshakes and hugs in order to pass your cold and flu germs on to others, but...