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The Pope Is Encouraging Catholics To Read The Back Of The Bible

Vaticano, Italy – After first decreeing that there is no hell to worry about, now in a rather bold move, Pope Francis (aka Jorge Bergoglio) is telling all his sinful Catholic followers to read the back of the Bible. The...

New Church Giving Whole Bottle Of Wine With Communion To Attract New Members

West Fargo, ND – In an effort to attract and keep new members, the Church Of Bountiful Grace is offering each member a full bottle of wine along with a full loaf of bread at every communion service. Pastor Loften Wibeto...

Famous French Chef Accused Of Assault During Fargo Master Class

Fargo, ND – Charges have been filed against a famous French chef while he was teaching a cooking master class to some of the finest chefs in the Fargo-Moorhead area. French chef Jean-Claude Sorbonne has been charged with...

Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo

Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...