Recipes For Success

Mute Man Learns How To Communicate By Using A French Horn

Elk Horn, Iowa – When Lon Terhark was born, he was unable to vocalize, officially making him a mute. But luckily for Lon, his school band director encouraged him to take up playing French Horn. Now, Lon Terhark has learned...

Notre-Dame Church Fire In Paris May Have Been Sparked By Lone Cigarette Butt

Paris, France – The historically tragic fire at the 800 year old Notre-Dame cathedral may have been caused a single cigarette butt. This Gothic jewel that took about 100 years to build starting back in 1163, suffered...

Famous French Chef Accused Of Assault During Fargo Master Class

Fargo, ND – Charges have been filed against a famous French chef while he was teaching a cooking master class to some of the finest chefs in the Fargo-Moorhead area. French chef Jean-Claude Sorbonne has been charged with...

Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo

Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...

Local Restaurant Review By Nick And Johnnny

Fargone, ND – What follows is another in a special series of restaurant reviews of places in the F-M area, mmkay? Johnnny: By the flip of a coin, we decided to check out a new basement restaurant in downtown Fargo called Le...

Million Dollar Painting Found In Garage Rafters

Fargo, ND – Vern Vandegrift was lighting a cigar out in their cold, un-insulated, detached garage when he noticed something up in the frozen rafters. It appeared to be an old dusty box. Vern somehow got the box down from...