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Notre-Dame Church Fire In Paris May Have Been Sparked By Lone Cigarette Butt

Paris, France – The historically tragic fire at the 800 year old Notre-Dame cathedral may have been caused a single cigarette butt. This Gothic jewel that took about 100 years to build starting back in 1163, suffered...

Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct

Summerset, SD – It’s what many in our area have long been waiting and hoping for, and now it’s finally arriving: Indian Summer! For any employed workers who are lucky enough to have some extra vacation days,...

Controlled Burn That Got Out Of Control Now 50% Contained

Burnstad, ND – Highly trained governmental environmental workers trying to do a controlled burn helplessly watched it suddenly get out of control when winds began to gust up out of nowhere. “Yeah, no, what began as...

Source Of Haze Over Fargo Discovered

Northwest of Fargo, ND – The source of the smoke that’s been causing the haze over Fargo has been discovered. It turns out to be coming from Mr. Gary Lofton’s continuous bonfire. Unfortunately, according to Mr....

National Bonfire Month To Help Combat Global Cooling

Firestone, CO – This is National Bonfire Month designed to help fight against Global Cooling and the next Glacial Age. With average global temperatures showing a general cooling trend instead of the much-hyped global...