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Fargo ND Being Used As Test Site By Algore For Global Warming

Fargo, ND – If you notice some major swings in temperature, humidity, and weather happenings around Fargo-Moorhead in the next few years, it will most likely be related to Algore. His new Climate Reality Project is being...

Iconic Downtown Fargo Theater To Be Converted Into Condos

Fargo, ND – The famous Fargo Theater in Downtown Fargo will soon be turned into unique upper-floor condos while the valuable ground level space will serve as much-needed parking for its residents. The iconic Fargo sign and...

House-Warming Gift Ideas For The West Fargo And Fargo Area

West Fargo, ND – If a new couple has just moved into your neighborhood, within the first two weeks after they’ve arrived, you should definitely show up unannounced at their front door during normal visiting hours,...

Because Of Global Change, Geese Don’t Know Which Direction To Migrate

Goose Village, Nebraska – Wildlife biologists are noticing confusion amongst the migrating goose population. Professional bird watchers are observing that migrating geese seem “very confused” as to which...

Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus

Fargo, ND – Mr. Lonnie Clayhanger had just had the ultimate solution to the Global Climate Change problem suddenly dawn on him. While he was then attempting to carefully walk across the street to jot it down at a Subway...

Things North Dakotans Have To Be Thankful For

West Fargo, ND – After a comprehensive state-wide survey, your FM Observer has painstakingly compiled a list of things for which North Dakotans have to be thankful. So, as you gather round your Thanksgiving dinner table and...

Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up

Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors. Birton Westfall and Walston...

Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct

Summerset, SD – It’s what many in our area have long been waiting and hoping for, and now it’s finally arriving: Indian Summer! For any employed workers who are lucky enough to have some extra vacation days,...

Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile

Lizarda, Brazil – While in South America giving speeches about Global Warming, Algore has reportedly begun changing into what appears to be a reptile. Local Brazilian newspapers are now referring to the Climate Change...

Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?

Spinnerville, NY – Governmental experts are now warning inhabitants of Earth that the spinning of our planet is really speeding up. Algore, who seems to be the most expert expert on this impotent issue, is predicting that...