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Fargo Man Impaled By Large Icicle Doesn’t Notice It Until He Gets Home To His Wife

Fargo, ND – Yes, it’s that dangerous time of the year once again when large icicles are precariously hanging high above the Downtown Fargo sidewalks. Such was the case when Mr. Ace Leidich slowly sauntered along while...

People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers

Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...

Clown Parade Coming To Downtown Fargo :o)

Fargo, ND – Downtown Fargo will soon be invaded by thousands of clowns from across the country. Many clowns will be descending on Clowntown Fargo because it’s the next site of the annual national Clown Parade. Despite...

Cooking Corner: How To Cook A Caged Pigeon

Fargone, ND – Today in our Cooking Corner, we are interviewing Mr. Ped Gascoigne, who is opening a new restaurant in Downtown Fargo called The Squab House. Since Mr. Gascoigne specializes in roasting caged pigeons,...

Iconic Downtown Fargo Theater To Be Converted Into Condos

Fargo, ND – The famous Fargo Theater in Downtown Fargo will soon be turned into unique upper-floor condos while the valuable ground level space will serve as much-needed parking for its residents. The iconic Fargo sign and...

New Fargo Bar/Lounge Called ‘The Peachflame’ To Exclusively Cater To Weird People

Downtown Fargo, ND – A 52nd liquor license has been granted for Downtown Fargo. Proprietor Elwood Wierschem is planning on opening The Peachflame which will specifically cater to bona fide weird-ohs. Mr. Wierschem in his...

Hip Downtown Fargo Condos With Sheek New ‘Dilapidated’ Exterior Now For Sale

Fargo, ND – If you’re looking for a cool, new flat in happening Downtown Fargo that’s super hip and trendy, the new high-end condos by Dilapidated Design are hopefully going to sell very quickly. “Even...

Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks

Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...

Musician “Flips The Bird” To Fargo Crowd While Suppposedly Trying To Play The F-Chord

Fargo, ND – Some surprised listeners in the crowd of a small Fargo bar got upset when the solo musician performing on stage repeatedly gave them the middle finger during her show. To be fair, some hecklers had been yelling...

Fargo Civic Center Purchased By Tom Cruise/Scientology

Fargo, ND – While Fargo city leaders were wondering what to do with the aging Fargo Civic Center, Scientology’s Tom Cruise made them an offer too good to pass up. The Fargo Civic Center will be transitioned into The...