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Fargo Civic Center Purchased By Tom Cruise/Scientology

Fargo, ND – While Fargo city leaders were wondering what to do with the aging Fargo Civic Center, Scientology’s Tom Cruise made them an offer too good to pass up. The Fargo Civic Center will be transitioned into The...

Expensive Study Finds That Year 2100 Is Only About 82 Years Away

St. Paul, MN – A recently completed study for the state of Minnesota has made an astonishing discovery about the year 2100. Minnesota scientists, working with NASA, have determined that the year 2100 in Earth Years is only...

Fargo’s Dr. Svinkhaus Believes That Black Holes Matter

Fargo, ND – Dr. Hector Svinkhaus who is internationally known for his work in radioactivity, particularly AM/FM, is now a possible candidate to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his breakthrough study of black holes....

Fargo Teen Accidentally Creates An Actual Wormhole In His Bedroom

Fargo, ND – While working on his school project for the upcoming Science Fair, a Fargo teenager somehow created an actual wormhole in his bedroom. As we all know, a wormhole is a shortcut to another point in the space-time...