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Fargo Man Who Dreams He Was On A Cruise Ship Wakes Up With Corona Virus

Fargo, ND – While sleeping soundly in his Fargo home, a man who had a dream of being on a cruise ship woke up testing positive for the Corona Virus. After deciding to self-quarantine in his bedroom, the man fell back asleep...

Fargo Civic Center Purchased By Tom Cruise/Scientology

Fargo, ND – While Fargo city leaders were wondering what to do with the aging Fargo Civic Center, Scientology’s Tom Cruise made them an offer too good to pass up. The Fargo Civic Center will be transitioned into The...

Haunted Scientology Farm Scaring The Living Crap Out Of Visitors

Wolverton, MN – Just outside the quaint village of Wolverton, Minnesota lurks a haunted farm so scary that each visitor must first pass an extensive physical examination before getting the OK to attend. The American Haunted...

Tom Cruise Certain Scientology Not A Hoax

Hollywood, CA – World famous movie star and maverick is adamant that Scientology is not a hoax. Our affiliate Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, has some interesting new information about all this. FMO: Tojo, what’s...