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West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate

West Fargo, ND – Rather than imposing a mask mandate like neighboring Fargo finally did, West Fargo’s wizards of smart decided to implement a Mask Strategy. You may ask: What is West Fargo’s mask strategy?...

Covid-19 Cases Now Reported Up In Heaven, Including Some Deaths

Heaven, iCloud – The far-reaching global pandemic is now reportedly being reported up in Heaven where a number of souls have tested positive for Covid-19. Surprisingly, a small percentage of those in Heaven with the Corona...

The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation

Psychiko, Greece – As many of us are living through our first global pandemic, it might be helpful to be aware of the stages we’re likely to be going through during a long period of isolation. Dr. Reta Naquin has...

New Home Work-Out Program Called “Flatten Your Curves” Gaining Popularity

Fargo, ND – Are you stuck at home trying to work and/or just survive? Do you have a ton of snack food in your kitchen, pantry, and garage? Is this pandemic quarantining causing you to gain some extra weight? Well then, you...

Pandemic Social Distancing, North Dakota Style

Medora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible. How far is considered safe? Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per...

First Machine To Catch Corona Virus From A Human Is Now “Acting Funny”

Corona, California – The first documented case of the Corona Virus being passed from a human to a machine has now been confirmed. The machine, whose identity is being kept confidential for now, keeps on saying the same...

Fargo Man Who Dreams He Was On A Cruise Ship Wakes Up With Corona Virus

Fargo, ND – While sleeping soundly in his Fargo home, a man who had a dream of being on a cruise ship woke up testing positive for the Corona Virus. After deciding to self-quarantine in his bedroom, the man fell back asleep...

Moorhead Man Willing To Part With N95 Filtration Masks For $100 Each

Moorhead, MN – A Moorhead man who has stockpiled literally thousands of the much-demanded N95 facial masks is now selling them for $100 each. Mark Rhoades says that as a favor to the community, he is graciously willing to...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Asked To Help Fight The Corona Virus

Atlanta, GA – The Trump Administration is wisely asking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for assistance in fighting the Corona Virus War. President Trump is personally calling upon the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Team to...

Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus. Dr. Caruso first points...