Medora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible.
How far is considered safe?
Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per square mile, and this is a good guide for ideal social distancing in North Dakota during pandemically trying times.
Take a lesson from the Lone Ranger, who never contracted any social diseases during his entire career as the Lone Ranger.
Legend has it that the Lone Ranger never got within a mile of anyone, except when he was going out on a date, when he allowed himself to get within shouting distance of the lady.
This would also explain why the Lone Ranger never had any children.