All future outdoor murals in Mandan must somehow include a reference to a Lonesome Dove.
Mandan, ND – In the city that wants to be known as Mural Central, Mandan’s new Outdoor Artfest will run from October 1st to September 30th each and every year.
After the Mandan City Council decided to have their town be the most mural-friendly community in the nation, artists of all shapes and sizes will be descending on Mandan like lonesome doves onto a peace festival.
One travelling graffiti artist we spoke with explained: “Yah, cool man! Me and many of my friends are heading directly toward Mandan, North Dakota to basically live there and do outdoor art, because that is what we do, and Mandan is where we’ll do it.”
Even tho you’re on the right track, you may be going the wrong direction. –Bob Dylan
Moorhead, MN – Police report that a man was hit by a train in Moorhead early this morning.
Officer Tarin Starck believes that 1. either the man did not know where he was walking, or 2. he knew but did not know a train was coming, or 3. he knew but thought he could jump out of the way, or 4. he for some reason could not jump from the tracks at the last minute, or 5. he had no plans to jump out of the way in the first place.
Luckily the man who was hit by a train in Moorhead is reported to be in stable condition while recovering nicely at the county morgue.
Ironically, all the letters in Tarin Starck can be re-arranged to spell: Train Tracks!
Fargo, ND – The City of Fargo released a pamphlet earlier today that explains in detail on how to avoid getting killed by a train.
With all the train accidents and people getting hit, Fargo decided the citizens needed a dose of knowledge. They released a pamphlet that describes in detail what you should do when approaching train tracks and how to avoid getting hit by a train.
We were able to get ahold of a pamphlet and were very surprised on how little information it actually provided. Below is the pamphlet’s entire contents.
“LOOK BOTH WAYS. IF A TRAIN IS COMING, DON’T FUCKING CROSS!”
“IF YOU ARE ON THE TRACKS WHEN A TRAIN IS COMING, FUCKING MOVE!”
That was it. The pamphlet contains two sentences that seem to get right to the point. Hopefully this little pamphlet will prevent train accidents in the future.
Keep your eyes open, folks. Let us know if this pamphlet was helpful to you.