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West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate
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West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate

October 27th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Rather than imposing a mask mandate like neighboring Fargo finally did, West Fargo’s wizards of smart decided to implement a Mask Strategy. You may ask: What is West Fargo’s mask strategy?...
Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic
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Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic

August 26th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, North Dakota – Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer’s rainy pattern has been ideal for the formation of a bumper crop of unusually large mosquitoes. Our...
Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him
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Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him

July 14th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Spider Island, Wisconsin – Spiderman says one reason he wears a mask is to not catch the coronavirus from people who aren’t wearing a mask. Just like Spiderman’s mask, your mask should completely cover your...
The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation
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The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation

April 9th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Psychiko, Greece – As many of us are living through our first global pandemic, it might be helpful to be aware of the stages we’re likely to be going through during a long period of isolation. Dr. Reta Naquin has...
Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo
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Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo

May 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – After a bad Red Panda named Sheffield escaped from the Red River Zoo, the head warden for the zoo felt he needed to send a very strong message to all of the rest of the zoo inmates. For escaping from the zoo,...
Man Who Caused Hawaii Missile Mishap Admits He May Have Pushed The Wrong Button
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Man Who Caused Hawaii Missile Mishap Admits He May Have Pushed The Wrong Button

January 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii – After finding the man who may be responsible for causing Hawaii’s 38 minutes of mass missile-mishap manic panic, we are now finding out more about how it may have happened. Tong Turnbow does...