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Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic

Fargo, North Dakota – Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer’s rainy pattern has been ideal for the formation of a bumper crop of unusually large mosquitoes. Our...

FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies

Fargo, ND – Aerial sprayers working in conjunction with NDSU bugologists will be taking their fight to the gadfly population this summer, along with the other usual suspects: mosquitoes. The gadfly (pronounced: gad-fly),...

Florida Hurricane Giving Zika Mosquitos A Free Ride To The Entire East Coast

Miami, FL – As hazardous Hurricane Hermine passed over Florida, most people were worried about the obvious winds, rains, and flooding from a category one hurricane. What most people did not realize was that as tropical...

Mosquito Spraying Turns Tadpole Into Giant MegaToad

West Fargo, ND – A young boy raising tadpoles for his fricking frog farm believes area mosquito sprayings caused one of his pet tadpoles to grow to Godzilla-sized proportions. The MegaToad which the boy named Goliath is...

Meditation Tents One Way To Combat Stress From Mosquitos

West Fargo, ND – Have you been wanting to meditate in your back yard but just could not because a thousand mosquitoes wanted to suck your blood? The FM Observer feels your pain and offers a simple answer to your problem:...