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Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic

Fargo, North Dakota – Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer’s rainy pattern has been ideal for the formation of a bumper crop of unusually large mosquitoes. Our...

Critics Saying Joker Movie One Of The Best Family-Friendly Comedies Since Caddyshack

Gotham City, NJ – Critical feedback of the new Joker movie is giving it many thumbs up. Here are what some of our favorite movie critic friends are saying about Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker movie: Luther Frack: This new...

Man Takes ‘What Superhero Are You’ Quiz, Gets Batman, Attempts To Fly, Dies

Fargo, ND—FBI Fargo Division confirms this morning that newly-christened local superhero Adam Noisewater, 22, took his own life yesterday by jumping from the top story of the big bank skyscraper downtown. Upon searching...

Batman Speaks Out Regarding Ben Affleck Casting Decision

GOTHAM CITY—The Dark Knight. The Caped Crusader. The Bat Man. Whatever you want to call him, you call him that with a straight face and some respect because he takes the role of Gotham’s Protector very seriously. So...