August 26th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, North Dakota – Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer’s rainy pattern has been ideal for the formation of a bumper crop of unusually large mosquitoes. Our...
October 7th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Gotham City, NJ – Critical feedback of the new Joker movie is giving it many thumbs up. Here are what some of our favorite movie critic friends are saying about Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker movie: Luther Frack: This new...
April 11th, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—FBI Fargo Division confirms this morning that newly-christened local superhero Adam Noisewater, 22, took his own life yesterday by jumping from the top story of the big bank skyscraper downtown. Upon searching...
August 30th, 2013 | by
Nick GOTHAM CITY—The Dark Knight. The Caped Crusader. The Bat Man. Whatever you want to call him, you call him that with a straight face and some respect because he takes the role of Gotham’s Protector very seriously. So...