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President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...

FEMA Cot Ready For Hurricane Florence

Fort Bragg, NC – In anticipation of hurricane Florence’s arrival, the U.S. government is calmly assuring everyone that it could not be more prepared for what could be the worst storm to ever hit the East coast....

Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels

Puerto Rico – Somewhere out on a small piece of land surrounded by big ocean water, President Trump supermanishly saved the ailing island of Puerto Rico by tossing out cylindrical rolls of much needed paper towels almost as...

Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media

Palm Beach, FL – After Rush Limbaugh suggested that Hurricane Irma is merely a liberal hoax, Hurricane Limbaugh suddenly popped up in its place and is expected to stir things up on the mainland. Obviously caused by climate...

Florida Hurricane Giving Zika Mosquitos A Free Ride To The Entire East Coast

Miami, FL – As hazardous Hurricane Hermine passed over Florida, most people were worried about the obvious winds, rains, and flooding from a category one hurricane. What most people did not realize was that as tropical...