Recipes For Success

Today Is The Last Day Of The Beginning Of Your Life

Here is your Inspirational Message for today from FM Observer’s very own online-ordained Pastor Peter Paul: Dear Friends: Today, as the sun sets on the horizon, this chapter of your life will be over. Everything up until...

Fargo Family Denied Permission To Adopt Hammerhead Shark

Fargo, ND – In an unusual story, a Fargo family who was planning on adopting a live hammerhead shark has been denied permission to do so. Because they strongly believe that this particular full-size hammerhead shark is the...

Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media

Palm Beach, FL – After Rush Limbaugh suggested that Hurricane Irma is merely a liberal hoax, Hurricane Limbaugh suddenly popped up in its place and is expected to stir things up on the mainland. Obviously caused by climate...

Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States

Dover, Delaware – The entire state of Delaware has somehow broken off from the North American mainland just like an iceberg. Delaware, along with everyone on it, is now adrift out in the cold Atlantic Ocean. There are some...

FMO Buys Gilligan’s Island For Our Readers

Pacific Ocean – The FMObserver is extremely proud to announce that after hours of negotiations in smoke-filled rooms, we have purchased Gilligan’s Island for an undisclosed number of bitcoins. While travelling and...

Travel With All Your FMO Friends To Magical Goosey-Goosey Island!

Ocean Butte, Atlantic – Are you in minor need of a major getaway or vice versa? Has your March Madness turned into March Sadness? Looking for a trip to trump all trips? It’s time once again to sign up for FMO’s...

Oceans Rising Faster Than Predicted: Millions Moving To North Dakota

Cape Cod, MA – As Global Warming continues to melt the polar ice caps down to nothing, the oceans are rising faster than originally expected. Dr. Alice Melton, who is the top scientist with Make Earth Less Troubled (MELT)...

Swimmer Spotted Running On Water After Shark Sighting

Miami, FL – A swimmer got quite a scare yesterday afternon.  So scared that he did the impossible, ran on water. Jason Hutson was swimming off the beach in Miami when he felt something hit his left ankle. That’s when...

Baby Sea Lion Suddenly Boards Boat and Snuggles with Humans!

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