Dover, Delaware – The entire state of Delaware has somehow broken off from the North American mainland just like an iceberg.
Delaware, along with everyone on it, is now adrift out in the cold Atlantic Ocean.
There are some fears that it could eventually collide (and collude) with a new large Antarctica iceberg which is also the size of Delaware and crawling with hungry polar bears that haven’t eaten for a month.
Possible reasons for Delaware breaking free from the United States include: 1. Climate Change, 2. Global Fracking, 3. Russian Hacking, and/or 4. Political Correctness Pressure to secede from the country before California does.
With Delaware now completely gonzo, the neighboring states of Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey are way more vulnerable to oceanic erosion and inland shark attacks.
Luckily, the United States still has a nice even number of 50 states because of the recent addition of financially struggling Puerto Rico.
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