Ocean Butte, Atlantic – Are you in minor need of a major getaway or vice versa?
Has your March Madness turned into March Sadness?
Looking for a trip to trump all trips?
It’s time once again to sign up for FMO’s Annual Migration to Goosey-Goosey Island!
Spread your wings and fly away to FMO’s #1 destination for relaxational challenges that most only dream about.
Flock like birds of a feather with others who share your twisted views of reality.
By signing up for our Goosey-Goosey Island Travel Package, it shows you are a person of insightful keenness of mind while also having a stout heart and an appetite for living.
Leave your smartphones, remote controls, church choir practices, and road rage behind.
Don’t worry about the travel details or dates because we always work around YOUR schedule, so there’s really no excuse not to go.
This is all about you, and all of your FM Observer friends. This is all about you experiencing first-hand the magic of Goosey-Goosey Island.
Sign up now and get a free travel packet which includes: an inflatable life jacket, some hot-hot-hot jalapeno beef shtix, an official emergency signaling mirror, and a 3-D Google map showing all the magical wonders of Goosey-Goosey Island!