Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus.
Dr. Caruso first points out that the Corona Virus is a meat-eating virus since the letters in 🅲🅾🆁🅾🅽🅰 🆅🅸🆁🆄🆂 can be quickly mutated into spelling: 🅲🅰🆁🅽🅸🆅🅾🆁🅾🆄🆂
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“Instead of one lime, simply use two,” Dr. Caruso spells out, as if we’re all back in first grade.
Amazingly, all of the letters in “Orvin Caruso” can be mutated into spelling: Corona Virus!