Recipes For Success

Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus. Dr. Caruso first points...

FMO’s Medivan To Provide Free Medical Check-Ups To Shovelers

West Fargo, ND – While out shoveling heavy snow and pushing your body to the limit, how would you like to step into the warmth of a mobile medical van for a free full physical examination? Our long-time friend Dr. Fred...

Man Tweaks Life Plan After Doctor Tells Him He May Not Live Forever

Fargone, ND – When Mr. Verner Foot walked into his doctor’s office, he was honestly thinking that he would live forever. When this came up during office visit conversation, his doctor gently broke the news to Verner...

Try Some Radioactive Soup For What Ails You

​Are you wanting to jazz up your diet? Do you need more energy to charge your batteries? Would you like to consume more soup? Dr. Audie Porta-Visco who specializes in radioactive foods suggests that you make some radioactive...

Dr. Harshnel Quadflop Called In To Investigate Fargo’s Recent Outbreak Of Ekbom’s Syndrome

Fargone, ND – As if Fargo didn’t already have enough problems to deal with (such as beavers, flooding, and pinochle), now city leaders can add an unexpected and unwanted outbreak of Ekbom’s Syndrome to its...

Fargo’s First Full Frontal Face Transplant Operation Deemed An International Success

Fargo, ND – As a favor for a friend, Dr. Sanft Plancarte of Fargo’s New Face Center is now literally the toast of the town after being the first to successfully design and implement a new human face. Dr. Plancarte,...

New Wonder Drug Called ‘Blitzkrieg’ Has Some Very Serious Side Effects

The FDA has just approved a powerful new drug that has been tested to cure a number of major ailments in lab rats. Now approved for humans, Blitzkrieg has a number of potentially very bad side effects that you should be aware of....

Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid

Fargo, ND – After having his novanoid removed erroneously by a distracted surgeon, Donovan Ion is lawyering up to sioux the hospital. The surgeon-at-fault admits he may have been sexting during the botched operation but...

Fargo’s Dr. Hendassa Calling It Quits After 150 Years Of Service

Fargo, ND – Fargo’s own Dr. Frank Hendassa has decided to finally retire after practicing medicine for 150 years. Dr. Hendassa opened the original Dakota Clinic out of a covered wagon back in the year 1867, the same...

Dr. Pepper Advises All His Patients To Drink More Soda Pop

Pepper Pike, OH – Dr. Pepper, who’s become a well-known physician throughout the country because of his promotion of health on his television show, is encouraging all his patients to drink more soda pop. “In the...