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Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening Behavior

Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit against its very own robot vacuum cleaner. In this landmark case, Harold and Hannah Hoover filed criminal charges against their Mister Suction Robo-Vac vacuum...

Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus. Dr. Caruso first points...

Other States Envious Of South Dakota’s Clever New Meth Slogan

Methadone, SD – The rest of the country was immediately jealous after South Dakota recently unveiled its incredible new state slogan: Meth–We’re On It! This extraordinarily catchy phrase was the result of...

Some Religious Groups Demanding Statue Of David Wear Some Clothes

Florence, South Dakota – Many religious groups are now demanding that all statues of David be “properly clothed” so as to not offend onlookers. Leo Gleichman, after seeing David, commented: “Perhaps this...