March 12th, 2021 | by
Johnnny Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit against its very own robot vacuum cleaner. In this landmark case, Harold and Hannah Hoover filed criminal charges against their Mister Suction Robo-Vac vacuum...
July 31st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Toad Suck, AR – Your FM Observer normally does not endorse any particular products but our dear friend Dr. Vaka-Yuma has created the ultimate cleaning machine which is perfect for all types of applications. The new...
August 9th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Medora, ND – If you’re planning on attending the Medora Musical in Western North Dakota, you obviously have not done your homework. The FM Observer rates the Medora Musical the most over-hyped and under-whelming...
February 1st, 2016 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – For Immediate Release: Announcement: All of the new North Dakota ‘Sunrise’ license plates are being immediately recalled because: The fonts suck! FMO: Hello? Could you please be a little more...
September 17th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns This week’s Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week go to Miley Cyrus and her song We Can’t Stop. “We Can’t Stop” is off her fourth studio album Bangerz (2013). It was released on June 3, 2013 by RCA...
April 6th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns “Love Me” is a song by Lil Wayne, released on January 18, 2013 as the third single from his upcoming tenth studio album I Am Not a Human Being II (2013). Lil Wayne has got that A1 credit at that Filet Mignon....
December 30th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns This isn’t the first time I’ve read some song lyrics and it left me completely speechless, confused, and scared at the same time. This weeks Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week are from the Artist named Flo Rida (because...
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns What is Instagram you ask? It is an Apple and Android application where over 15 million sheep users like to masturbate with each other over vintage pictures they take. Instagram gives these hipsters users access to many...
