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Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening Behavior
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Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening Behavior

March 12th, 2021 | by Johnnny
Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit against its very own robot vacuum cleaner. In this landmark case, Harold and Hannah Hoover filed criminal charges against their Mister Suction Robo-Vac vacuum...
If You’re Shopping For A Vacuum, We Recommend Getting The New Super Sucker 9000
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If You’re Shopping For A Vacuum, We Recommend Getting The New Super Sucker 9000

July 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Toad Suck, AR – Your FM Observer normally does not endorse any particular products but our dear friend Dr. Vaka-Yuma has created the ultimate cleaning machine which is perfect for all types of applications. The new...
Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks
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Medora Musical Rated Most Over-Hyped Attraction In ND Because It Truly Sucks

August 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – If you’re planning on attending the Medora Musical in Western North Dakota, you obviously have not done your homework. The FM Observer rates the Medora Musical the most over-hyped and under-whelming...
New ND License Plates Being Recalled Because Fonts Suck
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New ND License Plates Being Recalled Because Fonts Suck

February 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – For Immediate Release: Announcement: All of the new North Dakota ‘Sunrise’ license plates are being immediately recalled because: The fonts suck! FMO: Hello? Could you please be a little more...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – We Can’t Stop (Miley Cyrus)
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – We Can’t Stop (Miley Cyrus)

September 17th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
This week’s Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week go to Miley Cyrus and her song We Can’t Stop.  “We Can’t Stop” is off her fourth studio album Bangerz (2013). It was released on June 3, 2013 by RCA...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Lil Wayne (Love Me) – 04/07/2013
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Lil Wayne (Love Me) – 04/07/2013

April 6th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
“Love Me” is a song by Lil Wayne, released on January 18, 2013 as the third single from his upcoming tenth studio album I Am Not a Human Being II (2013). Lil Wayne has got that A1 credit at that Filet Mignon....
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Flo Rida (I Cry) – 01/06/2013
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Flo Rida (I Cry) – 01/06/2013

December 30th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
This isn’t the first time I’ve read some song lyrics and it left me completely speechless, confused, and scared at the same time. This weeks Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week are from the Artist named Flo Rida (because...
Instagram Sucks and So Do You
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Instagram Sucks and So Do You

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
What is Instagram you ask?  It is an Apple and Android application where over 15 million sheep users like to masturbate with each other over vintage pictures they take.  Instagram gives these hipsters users access to many...