Bismarck, ND – For Immediate Release:
Announcement: All of the new North Dakota ‘Sunrise’ license plates are being immediately recalled because: The fonts suck!
FMO: Hello? Could you please be a little more Pacific?
Official Response: The main brown font that says ‘NORTH DAKOTA’ looks like ‘a piece of rope’ from any distance more than half a car length.
And the ‘PEACE GARDEN STATE’ that’s cleverly hidden down in the bottom left corner isn’t even big enough to put cheese on, if it t’was a cracker.
Moral: Don’t frack with perfection. :o/
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