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Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening Behavior

Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit against its very own robot vacuum cleaner. In this landmark case, Harold and Hannah Hoover filed criminal charges against their Mister Suction Robo-Vac vacuum...

FM Observer’s First Annual Panicfest Cancelled Due To Lack Of Toilet Paper

Fargo, ND – What was to be a celebratory reminder to everyone to not panic during a Global Pandemic has been cancelled due to lack of toilet paper. Panicfest organizers made the tough decision to cancel the first annual...