March 18th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – What was to be a celebratory reminder to everyone to not panic during a Global Pandemic has been cancelled due to lack of toilet paper. Panicfest organizers made the tough decision to cancel the first annual...
July 29th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Medora, ND – A tourist who wishes to remain totally anonymous was chased for a mile by an angry prairie dog, who “scared the heck out of me,” after the man apparently got too close to the prairie dog during...
June 18th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – After Fargo’s mayor firmly declared the city to be safe despite some recent fatalities just North of the downtown area, our FM Observer’s man-on-the-street went out to ask some locals living in that...
April 26th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...
December 26th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Swineford, Pennsylvania – The Pork Industry Group (PIG) says that pigs all across this great nation are planning protest marches to raise awareness for violence against pigs. After seeing a government video depicting where...