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FM Observer’s First Annual Panicfest Cancelled Due To Lack Of Toilet Paper
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FM Observer’s First Annual Panicfest Cancelled Due To Lack Of Toilet Paper

March 18th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What was to be a celebratory reminder to everyone to not panic during a Global Pandemic has been cancelled due to lack of toilet paper. Panicfest organizers made the tough decision to cancel the first annual...
Man Chased By Prairie Dog In Western North Dakota
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Man Chased By Prairie Dog In Western North Dakota

July 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – A tourist who wishes to remain totally anonymous was chased for a mile by an angry prairie dog, who “scared the heck out of me,” after the man apparently got too close to the prairie dog during...
FMO Asking: How Safe Do You Feel In North Fargo?
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FMO Asking: How Safe Do You Feel In North Fargo?

June 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After Fargo’s mayor firmly declared the city to be safe despite some recent fatalities just North of the downtown area, our FM Observer’s man-on-the-street went out to ask some locals living in that...
Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months
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Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months

April 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...
Young Pigs Express Concern Upon Learning Where Bacon Comes From
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Young Pigs Express Concern Upon Learning Where Bacon Comes From

December 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Swineford, Pennsylvania – The Pork Industry Group (PIG) says that pigs all across this great nation are planning protest marches to raise awareness for violence against pigs. After seeing a government video depicting where...