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FMO Asking: How Safe Do You Feel In North Fargo?
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FMO Asking: How Safe Do You Feel In North Fargo?

June 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After Fargo’s mayor firmly declared the city to be safe despite some recent fatalities just North of the downtown area, our FM Observer’s man-on-the-street went out to ask some locals living in that...
Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu
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Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu

November 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cincinnati, OH – Family members of the recently murdered, captive, and endangered silverback named Harambe (pronounced Harambe) have lawyered up and plan to sue the zoo where Harambe was shot while assisting a young,...
Moorhead Crocodile Charged With Killing Of Defenseless Calf
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Moorhead Crocodile Charged With Killing Of Defenseless Calf

August 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Authorities are investigating the murder of an unarmed defenseless calf just outside the Moorhead city limits. The alleged incident allegedly took place on the banks of the Red River. The alleged suspect is a...
Jason Voorhees taking this Friday the 13th off
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Jason Voorhees taking this Friday the 13th off

April 13th, 2012 | by Nick
Camp Crystal Lake, America – The Observer has learned that in a shocking turn of events today, well-known blood fiend and murder artist Jason Voorhees has decided not to stalk & slash this Friday the 13th. This news...