June 18th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – After Fargo’s mayor firmly declared the city to be safe despite some recent fatalities just North of the downtown area, our FM Observer’s man-on-the-street went out to ask some locals living in that...
November 18th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Cincinnati, OH – Family members of the recently murdered, captive, and endangered silverback named Harambe (pronounced Harambe) have lawyered up and plan to sue the zoo where Harambe was shot while assisting a young,...
August 16th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Authorities are investigating the murder of an unarmed defenseless calf just outside the Moorhead city limits. The alleged incident allegedly took place on the banks of the Red River. The alleged suspect is a...
April 13th, 2012 | by
Nick Camp Crystal Lake, America – The Observer has learned that in a shocking turn of events today, well-known blood fiend and murder artist Jason Voorhees has decided not to stalk & slash this Friday the 13th. This news...