November 18th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Cincinnati, OH – Family members of the recently murdered, captive, and endangered silverback named Harambe (pronounced Harambe) have lawyered up and plan to sue the zoo where Harambe was shot while assisting a young,...
February 24th, 2016 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – In the wake of the San Bernadino attack, Fargo city council members tossed around some rather extreme counter-terrorism tactics. Among those ideas discussed: Tank patrol Erect a big Incredible Hulk statue...