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Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu

Cincinnati, OH – Family members of the recently murdered, captive, and endangered silverback named Harambe (pronounced Harambe) have lawyered up and plan to sue the zoo where Harambe was shot while assisting a young,...

City Council Rejects Counter-Terrorism Proposal

Fargo, ND – In the wake of the San Bernadino attack, Fargo city council members tossed around some rather extreme counter-terrorism tactics.  Among those ideas discussed: Tank patrol Erect a big Incredible Hulk statue...