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Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo

Fargone, ND – After a bad Red Panda named Sheffield escaped from the Red River Zoo, the head warden for the zoo felt he needed to send a very strong message to all of the rest of the zoo inmates. For escaping from the zoo,...

Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu

Cincinnati, OH – Family members of the recently murdered, captive, and endangered silverback named Harambe (pronounced Harambe) have lawyered up and plan to sue the zoo where Harambe was shot while assisting a young,...

Zebra Muscles Invade Red River Zoo

Fargo, ND—Red River Zoo officials have gleefully added zebra muscles to their fleet of exotic animal inventory. A big, buff zebra named “Junto” is the zoo’s newest member. He’s 6’3, 884lbs of...

Red River Zoo Adding A Rat Farm!

Fargo, ND – The Red River Zoo is very proud to announce that they will soon be adding a new Rat Farm to their growing list of fun animal displays. Their new Rat Pack will feature a number of special rats brought in from...

Red River Zoo Soon Adding One Large Triceratops

Fargo, ND – In case you hadn’t heard, part of Jurassic Park will soon be coming to the Fargo Red River Zoo! Because of the wide variety of extreme weather conditions in this region, the Fargo Zoo has been chosen to be...