Recipes For Success

Executive Directors Named For Fargo’s New Combo Church/Hospital

Fargo, ND – The new Amen Church Hospital has named Peter and Paul Christianson as executive directors as the project moves forward toward final fruition. The Amen Church Hospital will be the first of its kind in the nation:...

Some Religious Groups Demanding Statue Of David Wear Some Clothes

Florence, South Dakota – Many religious groups are now demanding that all statues of David be “properly clothed” so as to not offend onlookers. Leo Gleichman, after seeing David, commented: “Perhaps this...

Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive

Sunbeam, Idaho – So as to not be offensive to people of certain religious beliefs, the solar eclipse has been cancelled by federal and state authorities. While statues of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are being...

New Fargo Religious Radio Station To Broadcast Only In Tongues

Fargo, ND – Soon to hit the airwaves of the Fargo-Moorhead area will be a new religious radio station which might be rather difficult to understand for some. All of the on-air personalities will be speaking in tongues,...

Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion Part II

  If you haven’t read Part I, then you should because it is very educational.  Below are more questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there mermaids? Will peppers be readily...

Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion

Below are very important questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there unicorns? Are there dragons? Will you rape me of my money? Will you rape me? Will you rape my children? Do you think...