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Fargo’s Dr. Hendassa Calling It Quits After 150 Years Of Service

Fargo, ND – Fargo’s own Dr. Frank Hendassa has decided to finally retire after practicing medicine for 150 years. Dr. Hendassa opened the original Dakota Clinic out of a covered wagon back in the year 1867, the same...

160-Year-Old Man Shares His Secrets To Longevity

News From The Future, March 3, 2116 Austin, TX – Sheppy Milton, the oldest human alive at 160, is terribly reluctant to grant interviews but when he heard that his father and esteemed time traveler Vern Milton made an...