May 2nd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...
November 15th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The exciting sport of Cat Racing will soon be coming to Fargo! “Have some fun while betting on your favorite cat and get drunk at the same time. It just doesn’t get any better than that,” says...
October 13th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – It’s that special time of year once again when apple pickers in the region start thinking about fermentation. Dr. Zymurgy explains that by using the magic of fermentation, a little bit of yeast and...
June 14th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Hawley, MN – Just imagine you’re completely stopped at a red light and a distracted driver (who later claims he didn’t see you) rear-ends your vehicle at 50 mph without ever even slamming on the brakes. This is...
May 31st, 2017 | by
Johnnny Jupiter, Florida – The King of modern golf says it is time for him to start his own invitational golf tournament. Tiger Woods says his new PGA tourney shall be called the Tiger Woods DUI Invitational. Each participant will...
February 20th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Pepper Pike, OH – Dr. Pepper, who’s become a well-known physician throughout the country because of his promotion of health on his television show, is encouraging all his patients to drink more soda pop. “In the...
February 13th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – It was probably bound to happen eventually. A drunk Zamboni driver “temporarily borrowed” the big ice machine to give his ex-wife an early Valentine’s Day present. Mr. Sam Pony has been charged...
June 25th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns There she was. Right there in the corner. I knew I knew her from somewhere. Was she supposed to be there on purpose? Did god intend for us to meet at this exact moment? Was this all planned? My mind was racing. I...
June 12th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns It was a rainy dark night. I opened the bright bar doors. Both had a green and red neon sign on it. I walked in and sat at the bar. The table was sticky and smelled of stale beer. Luckily the bar stool had a...
January 14th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Fargo is proud to recently be named the drunkest city in the nation. How proud is Fargo of this new distinction? So proud that the Fargo City Commission immediately passed a unanimous resolution declaring...
