February 14th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Heartland, USA – Valentine’s Day is the favorite holiday here at our FM Observer corporate office park. This is true because it’s not only a day of flowers and chocolates but also of overt expressions of love....
February 16th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Trelga and Nevron Broomstad simply wanted to go eat out at one of Moorhead’s finer restaurants on Valentine’s Day and then perhaps head back home to snuggle and maybe watch some reruns of reruns...
February 14th, 2016 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – As a special Valentine’s Day treat for our readers, the FM Observer’s local resident artist has offered up some extra exciting fun. Amsterdam Douglass is his name, and mobiles are his latest...
February 12th, 2016 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—The Observer is proud to announce a special treat for downtown Fargo this Valentine’s Day! The enchanting melodies of the soon-to-be infamous Broadway Harpist will serenade street-side onlookers this weekend....
February 14th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Valentine, Nebraska – Most people don’t know the true history of Valentine’s Day. Back in the early 1920’s, Dr. Valentine wanted to express to his wife how much he loved her. As a successful heart surgeon,...
February 13th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – It was probably bound to happen eventually. A drunk Zamboni driver “temporarily borrowed” the big ice machine to give his ex-wife an early Valentine’s Day present. Mr. Sam Pony has been charged...
February 14th, 2014 | by
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February 14th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Topeka, Kansas – In a weird turn of events, The Westboro Baptist Church announced today that it was Ok To Be Gay on Valentine’s Day. Two men wrestling each other’s penises, the church states, is “OK on...
February 14th, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—A local hospital is taking a heartfelt initiative this Valentine’s Day. Starting at noon, the first 100 customers through the door at Sanford Health in downtown Fargo will receive a no-cost heart transplant....
February 11th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Valentine, Nebraska – With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, the mad scramble is on to buy prickly thorned roses and chocolate covered teddy bears for all the lovely sweethearts. Others are desperately seeking...
